Snuggie Dog
An open letter to doggie parents everywhere:
We beg you, Mommie and Daddy - please don't listen to that deranged person on TV who's trying to make you think this is something cute, and that we'd want to wear one of these weird things. Those dogs are actors paid to act like they love it. Besides, it's not cool with the dogs in the hood, and makes us look even more dorky than those crazy Halloween costumes you come up with every year.
I know you think it'd be cute if we wore matching Snuggies, but honestly - you're been watching way too much late night TV. Sanctuary!!!!
Signed,
Blake, Tara, and Ziggy
Your favorite pooches
Alas, Grasshopper, you too can wrap your four legged loved one up in a bundle of Snuggie warmth - designed to match your own Snuggie. Introducing Snuggie Dog! Get yours today!
|
He promised he'd do it, and he made good on his word: Rick Dees belts out the National Anthem!... |
Madonna officially launched her new song "Give Me All Your Luvin', featuring M.I.A. and NIcki Min... |
|
Madonna and Nicki Minaj, the Super Bowl, Letterman, and William Hung too -- Kevin Dees brings you... |
Kevin Dees brings you up to speed this first day of February! |
|
LOL - Remind you of anything? ; ) |
Kevin Dees has you covered with todays Trendwire! |
Printer-friendly version
Send to friend
Post new comment